BAD
BOAT
BOAT
I Bought a Boat on Facebook Marketplace and Immediately Learned About Regret
It had no title, no motor, and—technically—no bottom. But the seller said it had “good energy.”
ISSUE 001 · THE BEAUTIFUL DISASTER EDITION
Some messes
deserve a tour.
House of Shit is a proudly unpolished home for spectacular mistakes, deeply questionable decisions, and the stories too honest for polite company.
OH
WELL
WELL
WELCOME
ISH
ISH
100%
REAL
MESS
REAL
MESS
NO PERFECTION
BEYOND THIS POINT
01 / OUR THESIS
Life is too weird
to pretend otherwise.
We are not here to sell you a flawless morning routine. We are here for the burnt toast, the impulsive haircut, the text you absolutely should not have sent, and the couch bought from a stranger named “Knife Mike.”
02 / FRESH FROM THE FLOOR
Featured disasters
New stories whenever
something goes wrong.
03 / PICK YOUR POISON
Departments
ANONYMOUSLY YOURS
04 / THE CONFESSIONAL
Tell us what happened.
Did you fake your own birthday? Accidentally join a pyramid scheme? Marry someone because they had good Wi-Fi? We want the story. Names are optional. Honesty is not.